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stalling: Title: Dreams Artist: The...

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HEY GUYS MELANCHOLIA IS ON NETFLIX

just in case anyone wants to kill themselves because the pace of the movie is so strenuous that the muscles in your neck tighten up because you are just waiting for it to be over in all of its uncomfortableness and the whole time you fail to sympathize with kirsten dunst’s character because she is a totally unlikable and whiny and spoiled so i just wish she would have offed herself...

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My boyfriend moves to New Orleans tomorrow.

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Nick Offerman performed at Tulane on 4/20 and I fucking missed it. I didn’t even know this was happening! His perfomance included: • Original Acoustic Songs • Humorous Anecdotes • Wood Working Tips • Review of Swanson Pyramid of Greatness • Audience Participation • … and so much more WTF. AND SO MUCH MORE? What an awesome 4/20 it could have been. Nick Offerman then off to !!!...

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