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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Kait. 

New Orleans native.

23 year old grandma.

Aspiring English professor slash writer.

Pop culture extraordinaire.

I like my beer cold, my TV funny, and my homosexuals flaming.</description><title>you're a woman, i'm a machine.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @braincooksheart)</generator><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Graduations all day errr’day. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6236ac2ef1349cb7eb401e4f266893c2/tumblr_mn2ohgYeKw1qa6oaao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Graduations all day errr’day. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50869273996</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50869273996</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:08:04 -0500</pubDate><category>it wasn't only mine this weekend</category><category>but my little brother's</category><category>me</category><category>gpoy</category><category>personal</category><category>graduation</category><category>college</category><category>english major</category><category>university</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dab435e919f2b2e07fabf5a108bfa148/tumblr_mmgfugTAcM1qesd4qo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50640767670</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50640767670</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 03:08:53 -0500</pubDate><category>neutral milk hotel</category><category>one of my favorite albums ever</category><category>in an areoplane over the sea</category></item><item><title>idreamofjasonbateman:

Jason and Will holding hands while...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbca3cb1857c89ede7ad931ff651848f/tumblr_mmxdmcwkOt1ri8yhwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idreamofjasonbateman.tumblr.com/post/50631983015/jason-and-will-holding-hands-while-walking-thru"&gt;idreamofjasonbateman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Jason and Will holding hands while walking thru NY.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Freaking out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50640752147</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50640752147</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 03:08:16 -0500</pubDate><category>jason bateman</category><category>will arnett</category><category>new york</category><category>BROTHERRRRRS</category><category>hermanos</category></item><item><title>So I was working in a kitchen with an all male staff tonight, and it just made me even more aware of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So I was working in a kitchen with an all male staff tonight, and it just made me even more aware of the misogyny that runs rampant in the workplace. I was so tired of being talked down to by some arrogant 21 year-old douchebags that I snapped on my one of my favorite managers when he told me he didn&amp;#8217;t have my check (which isn&amp;#8217;t his fault whatsoever). I feel bad, but at the same time, there is only so much one can take.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All these idiots, who still fumble their way around, like they have no clue what they are doing&amp;#8212; making me bust my ass as they clock out early&amp;#8212; I just can&amp;#8217;t handle this shit sometimes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And, semi-unrelatedly, I was the second bartender, training this little shit on register (who totally should have been fired by now) and the first bartender kept telling me he didn&amp;#8217;t need me when he obviously did&amp;#8212; like he had a line. He kept making me wash glasses while saying that&amp;#8217;s all he really needed help with, and I felt like he was insinuating that was all I was good for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then my paycheck is forgotten like I don&amp;#8217;t matter&amp;#8230;? I guess I let the frustration build up too much then it just comes spilling out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, I know none of my followers really give a shit about any of this. I just really needed to get it out somehow. So thanks y&amp;#8217;all. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50640717149</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50640717149</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 03:06:52 -0500</pubDate><category>rant</category><category>work</category><category>job</category><category>misogyny</category><category>male dominated workplace</category><category>assholes</category><category>arrogance</category><category>service industry</category><category>food</category><category>bartending</category><category>me</category><category>personal</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/388851f3446229bd43e1d219adae1459/tumblr_mmvofaDFzj1qj13p7o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/313a25fc95ea3cafd63ba2cb4b0b20b1/tumblr_mmvofaDFzj1qj13p7o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50563505919</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50563505919</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:11:51 -0500</pubDate><category>kenneth the page</category><category>kenneth parcell</category><category>30 rock</category><category>miss u</category></item><item><title>Army had half day today.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1a3b582bb4dabc2a3dc4d21963f97d7/tumblr_mmu5aaQJM01qidaopo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00889fe975f43c5e3f8930e65c5d2ba6/tumblr_mmu5aaQJM01qidaopo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d181733b9e0d6ae5baeb3382b5f3a86/tumblr_mmu5aaQJM01qidaopo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Army had half day today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50563405318</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50563405318</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:08:00 -0500</pubDate><category>buster bluth</category><category>lucielle bluth</category><category>arrested development</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3b6a4357a834ae93adf4d90aed22e2a/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4f2acc1950e4e1b93eb6153a5d66864/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/843655559ed3f499fce1b11c4e6d3a21/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0ee6a55747d066599baed7ce37c713d/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/043ced105ab7ed1eb602e378597184fc/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a1b7557ba5905d44dadfc47cf43fa56/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8e946b6cb9cb7c4d09f6d7653437d07/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a80af10b12565c1391a6592a97fa5f27/tumblr_mh5l7fNpO11s2cglmo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50563219755</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50563219755</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:02:41 -0500</pubDate><category>freaks and geeks</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a925e9de540630bd403433491b736600/tumblr_mi17qrSpEF1qam8b5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50440289824</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50440289824</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 15:21:00 -0500</pubDate><category>and to read all the books on her book club list</category><category>oprah</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c743aa5564fb1fd4f4b01375207869a/tumblr_mmjonhPfQW1rfipqdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50431677176</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50431677176</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 13:04:00 -0500</pubDate><category>this makes me miss my maw-maw</category><category>persepolis</category></item><item><title>popculturebrain:

The Banana Stand has hit NYC. The line is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/161ef737db51cf74e445b1b68d9b0c43/tumblr_mmqt2vrPOb1qz8vumo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/50344820080/the-banana-stand-has-hit-nyc-the-line-is"&gt;popculturebrain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Banana Stand has hit NYC. The line is apparently hundreds long already.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/333962353425149952/photo/1"&gt;(via gilbertjasono&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I would so wait in this line.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50346828185</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50346828185</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 10:57:17 -0500</pubDate><category>banana stand</category><category>arrested development</category><category>new york</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c256ddc9e1de437a3f15f475c8ff0f71/tumblr_mlo8piSAkk1qki66fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226770010</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226770010</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:48:28 -0500</pubDate><category>pee wee's big adventure</category><category>paul rubens</category></item><item><title>lesbiandad:

Gummo.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed9f590940b64cc16e6f5b90d1b66553/tumblr_mm1854nGdq1qzpdnho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9018e7b5219434d0261e153c5839c90a/tumblr_mm1854nGdq1qzpdnho2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lesbiandad.tumblr.com/post/49241314923/gummo"&gt;lesbiandad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Gummo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226703376</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226703376</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:47:26 -0500</pubDate><category>HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA</category></item><item><title>So it is my first Mother&amp;#8217;s Day without Maw-Maw, and I wasn&amp;#8217;t really focusing on that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So it is my first Mother&amp;#8217;s Day without Maw-Maw, and I wasn&amp;#8217;t really focusing on that initially because I am not even seeing my mom tomorrow because she is packing all weekend, and I am working in the morning&amp;#8230; but yeah, now that I think of it, I know tomorrow is really going to suck. Every holiday without her does. My mom told me holidays always exacerbate the sadness you feel&amp;#8230; kind of an understatement.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226624405</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226624405</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:46:15 -0500</pubDate><category>maw-maw</category><category>mother's day</category><category>grief</category><category>when does it even get easier?</category><category>like they say</category></item><item><title>I wish words could to describe how badly I want to see this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53262494a7e3a0f03005d8dc0c80ad03/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e69d863c7210faa843eb0253bdfc191/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06646b8a55fcffcc9c3f23e9adae162c/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5acc221e1104f27b535d405a743529d/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5c4dd7b7b3c713c8100b30cff5f14c8/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19121e107ab0e9dfba8f542cf1aef62b/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4d7ae62148bf911b5cdebb015aa3d60/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno7_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66d3e1d4c104224da94be2b570fe80cb/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno8_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff9c531f73bc71344fbe3a285729d0c8/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno9_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7b48c565ea8e2e62827c4920f63dc7f/tumblr_ml2swvYX6k1qe55cno10_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wish words could to describe how badly I want to see this movie, and I probably won’t be able to until next weekend. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226378137</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226378137</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:42:34 -0500</pubDate><category>the great gatsby</category><category>baaazzzzz why do you do this to me?</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cdec6c58395ed58e11ba83d9d365518/tumblr_mm43jyMHOh1rqafdto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226194855</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226194855</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:39:48 -0500</pubDate><category>why</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d16d9e7ef85ac4f0375df30d926b2f1c/tumblr_mm7ruqQK691qj5u4fo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226139325</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226139325</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:38:59 -0500</pubDate><category>ron swanson</category><category>parks and rec</category></item><item><title>Do you want to see something that will haunt you forever?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c36f15c38615bdda4b298680b841855/tumblr_mlqul9kGjv1r3dp31o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you want to see something that will haunt you forever?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226094712</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50226094712</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:38:19 -0500</pubDate><category>the great gatsby</category><category>nick cage</category></item><item><title>With every show I become obsessed with.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o11_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jlw5rGrn1qawqc2o12_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;With every show I become obsessed with.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50225972790</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50225972790</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:36:30 -0500</pubDate><category>portlandia</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8620f08fef92dd551d927b0d646b627b/tumblr_mm8znn6bh41qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50225872597</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50225872597</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:35:01 -0500</pubDate><category>mrs. doubtfire</category><category>robin williams</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab0d4e6859967a2ba3a6a213c2bd9d0f/tumblr_mmidthPXfR1rxhuq8o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/500e07f67cdf88c4e59acd95e3dde7d9/tumblr_mmidthPXfR1rxhuq8o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50225316161</link><guid>http://braincooksheart.tumblr.com/post/50225316161</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:27:10 -0500</pubDate><category>bob's burgers</category><category>louise belcher</category><category>gene belcher</category></item></channel></rss>
